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COMMON QUESTIONS
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How does the onesie fit?
How does the onesie fit?
It’s designed for a comfortable, relaxed fit. If you’re between sizes or prefer some extra room, we recommend sizing up.
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How do I wash it?
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low. Avoid bleach to keep your glorious dad bod looking its best.
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How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
Processing: Please allow 1–3 business days for your order to be processed.
Estimated Delivery: 7–15 business days after processing.
Tracking: You’ll receive tracking information by email once your order ships.

Reviews
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Way funnier in person
Bought this for a party and it absolutely delivered 😂. Everyone kept asking where I got it. Surprisingly comfortable too.
Jared R.
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My girlfriend hates it 😂
She told me not to buy it, so obviously I bought it. Wore it to our friend’s BBQ and couldn’t go five minutes without someone laughing.
Jadyn T.
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Best gag gift ever
Got this for my brother’s birthday and he put it on immediately. The printed belly and chest hair are ridiculous 😭. 10/10 gift.
Christina L.